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Thanks for adding me Mommy :3 Been looking into the links you gave, and just around in general. A little confusing but I think I'm getting there ❤️

Do you have crypto? :3

Unfortunately not atm, but it's easy enough to set up IIRC and I can probably do it real quick. Why? :3

One of the places I recommend for online DIY orders is otkph

5:49 PM

but they only take crypto (and you can't use coin base)

Ah yeah, That was one of the links you sent right? I think I could work it out but the website seems to be down ATM.

Oh? Hopefully it comes back up soon. Or if it's a new URL we get updated MarineSip

Hopefully, From what I read and also know from other friends. It's happened a few times. So here's hoping it's quick :3

7:04 PM

Umbriel cute~

Thanks Mommy~ :3 I'm a little tired so I think I'm about to pass out for a nap. Take a dumb meme I made.

Umbriel

Thanks Mommy~ :3 I'm a little tired so I think I'm about to pass out for a nap. Take a dumb meme I made.

You should tweet that :3

Celestia

You should tweet that :3

Good Morning Mommy :3 I have tweeted it ❤️ Unsure a little and I keep checking, but if that store isn't going to be back up for a while I could always use the diymarket one that lists a bunch of places to buy from right? https://vxtwitter.com/PuppyUmbriel/status/1704419503629635639 (edited)

Cute gift to wake up to~

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11:51 AM

Funny tweet too

11:51 AM

11:51 AM

and yes, you can use the sites on hrt.coffee

11:51 AM

They're all tested verified for legit HRT

Starting on pills, the ideal ones to start with is: Estrogen: Estradiol 2mg taken twice daily Anti-Androgen: Bicalutamide 50mg taken once daily After 3-6 months, get a bloodtest for your hormones and see if you have cisgirl levels of Estrogen and Testosterone. If your Estrogen is too low increase to Estradiol 4mg taken twice daily. If your Testosterone is too high switch to Bicalutamide 50mg taken twice daily Optional: take Progesterone 100mg once a day (still being studied but there are no down sides and it's believed to increase libido, improve mood, help with breast/areolar development, and add fullness to your hips

Thank you for all the advice Mommy~, Glad you enjoyed the tweet "shit posts" are fun to do, Ive made a few here and there but most of them are dumb. Was looking into the website and pricing it up etc, bit busier today but otherwise yeah should be okay to figure out ordering I think from the coffee website and a pharmacy in the UK. :3 Thank you so much for the help so far. ❤️

Umbriel pinned a message to this channel. 9/20/2023 1:31 PM

1:41 PM

The pharma UK one has good selection 02nod

Celestia

The pharma UK one has good selection 02nod

Finished my Stuff for the day, think that's the one i noted down "United Pharmacies UK" :3

Cute timing MarineSip

Mommy woke up from her nap. Pinkpilled Parasocial Puppy AhriPat

Celestia

Cute timing MarineSip

Mommy woke up from her nap. Pinkpilled Parasocial Puppy AhriPat

Was it a nice nap Mommy? ❤️

Yeah, much needed beauty sleep

Sleeps always good, Doubt you need much beauty sleep though :3

6:53 PM

I suppose that's true~

Goodnight Mommy~ :3 Tomorrow I should have ordered it! Very exciting and nervous too. Can't thank you enough. ❤️

Umbriel

Goodnight Mommy~ :3 Tomorrow I should have ordered it! Very exciting and nervous too. Can't thank you enough. ❤️

Heya, Just Waiting on emails and stuff to finalize the order, Just wanted to thank you once again, think im starting to sound like a broken record. Yeah anyway Thank you Mommy~ :3

2:47 PM

Of course cutie~

Bonjour, Mommy, Should be bought and paid for assuming no hiccups. Hoping it arrives soon, Pinkpilling speedrun going good. :3 ❤️ (edited)

you've been so eager to get it rolling~

1:23 PM

I find it really cute

Yeah I guess I have been very eager, just been putting it off for a while as it was a little confusing, you've been a lot of help as well of course Mommy ❤️. I also definitely want to at least place top 5 on Pinkpilling speedrunning, even if I'm not I'll pretend I am. :3

calling it a speedrun is a positive way to look at it. I'm sure Mommy's edits and wise whispers have helped puppy, but I think it's pretty obvious this was destined to happen eventually~

I tend to try and be positive :3, Mommy's edits certainly helped me along. Glad to be a Pinkpilled Puppy ❤️

9:23 PM

Oh? Pfp update?

Just for a little bit, probably back to either a newer one or The old one tomorrow :3 still the same pfp just without the edits I did.

Bonne nuit, Mommy. Thanks for all the help so far and also being nice :3

Soft spot for eggs~

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Good morning mommy :3, Puppy was just wondering about some of your captions and how they were censored for twitter. Is there a way to get them uncensored? :3 (edited)

Depends if cuties just want the edits, or want some one on one Mommy fun too. Can have fun with wheel spin drains per edit JibrilWink

I think just the edits, as I saw the tweet when i woke up and wouldn't want to mess up any break time or anything of course. :3 Regardless Hope your okay Mommy and hope your break from the hell site is good. ❤️ (edited)

6:14 PM

alright cutie~

6:15 PM

Mommy usually $ells them for $150 all videos, $150 all images JibrilWink

Okie, I'll make sure HRT and stuff I didn't mess up first and then I'll come back to this if that's okay Mommy. :3 For what it's worth, probably screwing myself here as you're not gonna believe me and might not even care. I'm not sure what Marie said, and I'm not really sure why she decided to end it the way she said she was going to either. But I know you helped her a lot. And you've helped me a lot. So while she can't thank you for that. I will. I'll answer any questions or whatever. I did only meet her like a month ago though so fk knows if I have an answer. (edited)

Hmm?

8:18 PM

8:18 PM

End it?

8:18 PM

Mommy about to eepy

Feel free to sleep Mommy! :3 But also like I said I'm not sure what she said to you, just what she's said to me. But she didn't sound like she was going to be nice but if she has been it's at least good to hear that. I was just trying to make sure you knew you helped her a lot. Irregardless of what she said :3 I'd also like to keep talking and stuff cause your super nice and have tons of HRT advice :3 Well anyway I'll answer any questions you want regardless cause you helped me with HRT anyway. ❤️ (edited)

umbriel a lil cutie~

11:35 PM

I mean, from what Marie said she's alright I think. It's just she was hiding things and wanted to move on

Well it's nice to hear she seems to have been nice about it. Just the way she was explaining it seemed pretty mean and while I only met her a little while ago, I know what she says can come across that way too. So I was just worried for a second I guess that she might hurt Mommy especially because of the break your on for personal stuff, when I know really she doesn't want that and just for you to be safe and happy. I didn't know she was hiding things, I hope nothing too serious or anything to worry about in my regard, she knows quite a lot about me at this point. Just that she wanted to move on for reasons, I talked her out of doing so I think the first time her twitter deactivated, and I'd been helping her with twitter in general as it was Triggering for her and also trying to help her manage so she could get to Kino the following Friday, which she did. :3 Like I Mentioned I hope Mommy enjoys her break a lot and Any questions I can answer, alongside probably coming back myself for some uncensored stuff post HRT arriving. :3 It's kind of funny to me the longest talk we have had is about Maki/Marie, I guess when it comes to a friend my anxiety gets squashed a little. ❤️ (edited)

4:56 AM

Well you clearly care about her

4:57 AM

Looking forward to the HRT RoseSmuggest

Try my best to care about everyone I know for sure, Including you now I guess cause I worried in a way she'd hurt Mommy while she is on a vacation even if that's dumb or something. ❤️ Very much looking forward to officially being a Pinkpilled Puppy Yes :3! Never really know what to say other than thank you which never feels like it's enough to cover it.

i guess have another meme, that's probably not okay to share. but at the same time, im so unsure what she meant by this and she deleted it but i kind of want to hang it on my wall :3 because its an incredibly funny thing to say.

Umbriel

Try my best to care about everyone I know for sure, Including you now I guess cause I worried in a way she'd hurt Mommy while she is on a vacation even if that's dumb or something. ❤️ Very much looking forward to officially being a Pinkpilled Puppy Yes :3! Never really know what to say other than thank you which never feels like it's enough to cover it.

I mean, it hurt a little but, Mommy dealing with very serious things and if Marie really was playing a big character given her reason I would be okay with that. Past that a new pinkpilled puppy will be adorable RoseSmuggest

Umbriel

i guess have another meme, that's probably not okay to share. but at the same time, im so unsure what she meant by this and she deleted it but i kind of want to hang it on my wall :3 because its an incredibly funny thing to say.

>that's nuts

6:35 AM

you made this?

6:39 AM

it's pretty funny but I also don't know the full context

6:39 AM

only an idea of two~

Celestia

I mean, it hurt a little but, Mommy dealing with very serious things and if Marie really was playing a big character given her reason I would be okay with that. Past that a new pinkpilled puppy will be adorable RoseSmuggest

I dont think it was all a character, unless shes also playing one with me. Just think she was saying things to say things, Not really sure though. :3

Celestia

you made this?

Yeah, I make memes sometimes i guess specifically about stuff that happens for funny. Autism i think :3. I wish i knew the full context too, I dont really know why she reached out a bunch of times, or why she asked about Nessa i really only have that as the context i guess :3 but it is funny.

Did she reach out?

6:45 AM

Mommy found out on the Nessa thing, I think it's fine

on twitter first yeah, then again on twitter, then finally again on discord. I never once approached her no (Well outside of the pfp and banner that i made, which i guess is enough to warrant a reaction). Honestly your the only one I've actually dmed myself, everyone just keeps seeming to dm me. Good to hear Nessas okay, i kind of realised after i said it and saw Aini delete the dm that i should tell her so i did. :3

6:48 AM

I talked to Aini I think she understands

6:48 AM

it's nothing too important

6:48 AM

kinda cute though, Mommy always has messages so it's hard to reply to everyone

6:49 AM

snuffbait puppy girl

6:49 AM

Mommy needs to take a nap (edited)

Get a Good rest Mommy! ❤️ Happy to be Mommy's snuffbait puppy girl

and i get that its hard to reply to everyone, experience that myself sometimes so its why I dont message too much :3

Yeah, well, it's just been harder lately, so much going on at once

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Yeah, I know about some of it I think? As much as I've been able to learn on my own anyway. Hopefully the break helps in that regard at least. We can only hope I guess. I definitely feel the same these past few weeks have been crazy for me too. But yeah understand a lot, being overwhelmed sucks so take your time and stuff. :3 Edit: Ive realised how vague this sounds, my bad. Enjoy the break Though Mommy! ❤️ (edited)

Umbriel

Yeah, I know about some of it I think? As much as I've been able to learn on my own anyway. Hopefully the break helps in that regard at least. We can only hope I guess. I definitely feel the same these past few weeks have been crazy for me too. But yeah understand a lot, being overwhelmed sucks so take your time and stuff. :3 Edit: Ive realised how vague this sounds, my bad. Enjoy the break Though Mommy! ❤️ (edited)

I keep re-reading this, and damn I just have this super power to sound way more federal agent than I intend. Quite an Impressive skill. This just at least confirms to me all federal agents have anxiety that makes them sound that way. Anyway the update on HRT is I got my Tracking number and it's on its way to the UK, which is cool and awesome. Just gonna keep you updated on that, even if you're like on a well deserved break cause it seems like the correct thing to do idk. :3 (I cannot for the life of me figure out where to put Mommy in this Message so pretend I did that a bunch)

6:52 AM

mommy so eepy

6:52 AM

Umbriel I want to see the HRT when it arrives!

6:53 AM

and how you change your pfp too

6:54 AM

it's always so cute

Enjoy the sleep Mommy ❤️ :3, And ill definetley send an image of The HRT when it arrives, probably going to send it to a bunch of friends and I have a funny thing in mind im going to recreate to annoy someone I know on purpose because shes a silly woman. PFP Changes happen all the time, It annoyed me the Para$ocial wasn't centered properly because it was one of my first times trying to do something like that, so i Have gone back to this one while i think of something. Ill just send them all i suppose. (I swear i don't mean to type so much, Autism Behaviour frfr) (edited)

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3:21 AM

These are so cuteee

3:21 AM

Para$ocial puppy ah

3:21 AM

I wish I wasn't so busy I love these

3:21 AM

Well put together~

Ah, Thanks so much Mommy <3. I'm glad you love them. Para$ocial Puppy just feels nice :3. I'm going to have to disagree that the third one is nicely put together since it was before I put effort in. I did make my most recent one because I got bored again. Made a special thing for when my HRT Arrives too for the funny shrug

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12:32 PM

12:32 PM

Hey Umbriel, I promise things will make sense soon. Mommy will explain details eventually

12:33 PM

in the meantime, keep being cute and look forward to those girl pills

Celestia

in the meantime, keep being cute and look forward to those girl pills

These? Its also fine, I think I understand whats happening like I mentioned and I'll patiently wait, being busy is no fun! They arrived today though and you said you wanted an image and i made a thing to make it funnier for me and maybe you too Thanks for still messaging at all though Mommy. :3

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Celestia

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7:58 PM

Gun fight :3

Umbriel

These? Its also fine, I think I understand whats happening like I mentioned and I'll patiently wait, being busy is no fun! They arrived today though and you said you wanted an image and i made a thing to make it funnier for me and maybe you too Thanks for still messaging at all though Mommy. :3

I enjoy trying to be as Schizo as Possible for the funny, however my edit here is now out-dated cause the Bio changed and You don't follow Aini anymore. I already changed it for the banner pre HRT arriving. Overall my Schizo edit grows less funny with each passing day, went from a solid 8/10 funny/Schizo to atleast a 4/10 also I missed the chance to Call Aini an Interpol Mommy and that's deeply saddening. This has been a Certified Umbriel Tism moment sponsored by Whatever YouTubers are being sponsored by. sadgerain

I'm mostly memeing here as well lol idrm just funny (edited)

Umbriel

These? Its also fine, I think I understand whats happening like I mentioned and I'll patiently wait, being busy is no fun! They arrived today though and you said you wanted an image and i made a thing to make it funnier for me and maybe you too Thanks for still messaging at all though Mommy. :3

WAIT WHAT IS THISSSS

6:33 AM

I love this image so much

6:34 AM

Precious para$ocial puppy girl with her ~~schizo~~ girls pills

6:35 AM

I didn't unfollow Aini, there's just some stuff behind the scenes happening and Aini wanted to soft block me. It's more of a safety thing, not a drama thing

6:36 AM

Don't worry, I still think she's really cool and hopefully one day can still do a collab with her~

6:37 AM

Really happy you started your

Umbriel

I enjoy trying to be as Schizo as Possible for the funny, however my edit here is now out-dated cause the Bio changed and You don't follow Aini anymore. I already changed it for the banner pre HRT arriving. Overall my Schizo edit grows less funny with each passing day, went from a solid 8/10 funny/Schizo to atleast a 4/10 also I missed the chance to Call Aini an Interpol Mommy and that's deeply saddening. This has been a Certified Umbriel Tism moment sponsored by Whatever YouTubers are being sponsored by. sadgerain

I'm mostly memeing here as well lol idrm just funny (edited)

Celestia

WAIT WHAT IS THISSSS

Probably the single most unhinged image ive ever made, Just wanted to do something better than the traditional Twitter profile Photo tbh. Included a Bunch of References to Practically anything I could think of so it went through a few phases that I Changed because I felt it was too Sus or shit. Gamba used to be "The Feds?" Hence why it's blue and Yellow. It used to mention Bleached too and that stuff. Just funny shit. Edit: Enjoy Your break and Sorry about the Gifts (They were mainly thank yous, hence why I never brought them up here or really asked for anything) or long messages, and if I've seemed boring However I am Really thankful for the HRT help, I've wanted to for years and also was very quick because I knew all the sites, the exact one I wanted to order from, and How to do it all, I just never did the final step until now. Which is yeah Thanks to you. Keep Safe from the Assholes, although I doubt I need to say that, you seem to do a pretty good job at it anyway. (edited)